Monday, May 30, 2011

What in the World!

So I am walking through my room and think... oh I need to Goggle that.... sit down at the computer and Poof! nothing!
And I think to myself....Is this early signed of alsheimers..... sould I be worried....or do I just have WAY too much stuff on my brain.....og what it that bottle of Yuengling that I drank earlier? hmmm must contemplate this a little more.
Well I THINK I remembered what I wanted to about an hour later only I can not be sure that this is what I wanted to remember.
So my brother comes up with this FABULOUS idea that I should write stuff down... right smart ass... that would work if I know that I would not forget where I wrote it down at.. so the vicious cycle continues.
So I sit here hoping that I have remembered what it was... but then this is not the first senior moment that I have had in the past month.
A few weeks ago I was leaving the house for work... and if you know me personally the mornings are not my thing. I unlock my car, put the keys in the ignition, and put my coffee in its holder put down my pocketbook, and started looking for my keys..... Think nwhere did I put my keys... I almost got out of the car to go in the house and start the search when I thought.... why is the car beeping at me?? Oh right MY KEYS ARE IN THE IGNITION!!! I slammed the car door and drove to work feeling really stupid!
So maybe I need to start writing things down ...(Right TOM) but I really do not understand how on that morning that was going to help me find my effing keys!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Okay so why do you make me say it twice!!!

And why in the world would you make a woman with laryngitis TALK on the darn phone!!!! I know I am not technically sick so no reason to run away from me.
And of course today of all days ALL the crap has got to hit the fan..... on top of that I can not even have a glass of wine when I get home.
Why you ask..... we you see.....
I dress up as the Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland for Halloween, used a different make-up that have never used before (white of course we are talking Tim Burton's version) of the Queen of Hearts. And would you know I wake up the next morning all red and swollen so I have to take a steroid to get the swelling and redness down and......... NO ALCOHOL!!!
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Ain't life grand!!
Off with your head I have desire to play croquette today!!! Flamingo's and hedgehogs or not!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Here we go!

This day is bound to be a pain in the butt!!! Happy Friday Jr.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Okay so I do not think that I started this correctly and I do not think anyone followed it really but I am ready to start back up again!

Bring on the mayhem!!!

Friday, April 2, 2010

So there are many things in life that seem to drive me insane... genetics and environment aside. Little snippets of a Yahoo News story here...ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX/CNN (you get the drift) story there, where the minds of others and their thoughts are just mind boggling! So decided to start this blog to give you my insights and thoughts and basically RANT to this insanity du jour! You may if you like tell me I have rocks in my head challenge me in what I think or agree and add your own comments!
In fact I would love them...that way it either confirms or supports my insanity! So as I go along let me know what you think! Any suggestion are also welcome!

Bring on the padded cell Ladies and gentlemen!